So hey, what follows is a kind of long race report. Maybe more detail than required but hey, I started this blog in order to help me remember as much of the experience as possible. There are other posts which I wrote leading up to the run as well but they are probably a bit boring if you're not me. Mostly me just reporting on km's I had run that week and anything else running-related that came to mind. Anyway, the race reports starts here:
Pre-Run
Pre-Run
My alarm sounded at 5.10am. I was half-awake already after a restless night spent partly sleeping and partly in some kind of irrational panic. Having experienced some sort of bug that had made me achy and tired in the four days leading up to the marathon, I was stressing over whether I should even run. Crazy thinking sprung from a tired and nervous mind was what it really was but in the middle of the night the mind has a tendency to run away a little I guess.
I turned off the alarm and lay there for a couple of minutes, knowing full well I’d be running in a bit over 2 hours and just hoping everything would work out nicely. Then I heard Mum’s alarm go off as well and it was time to get up. (Quick explainer: Mum and Dad were travelling with me as my race crew - we shared a room. We all got through it relatively unscathed.).
Clothes were thrown on quickly and I dialled 9 to speak to hotel reception. I explained that the concierge from the previous night had said it would be cool if I handed over some oats and some milk for someone to heat up in the hotel kitchen. Instead of being told that someone would be around to pick up the food in a moment, I was told that the concierge and reception staff were all busy organising taxis and other transport for other race participants and nothing was going to be possible for 45 mins at the minimum. Stunned by this response I hung up. I had to eat before the marathon. There was no two ways about it. I HAD TO EAT! Giving the body a fuel top-up in the morning is really important and there really wasn’t time to be seeking out something else to eat.
Mum got on the phone and spoke to reception. She made the point more forcefully than I did yet still didn’t seem to get anywhere. They acknowledged a breakdown in the process but said there was nothing they could do. Mum explained a complaint would be lodged and that was that.
Dad then decided we could cook the porridge ourselves. We had no stovetop or microwave but he decided there was no reason why we couldn’t cook the porridge in the hotel’s el-cheapo plastic kettle. After explaining to us why he wouldn’t get electrocuted while doing it, he began. Oats, milk and water were added to the jug and he turned it on. 10minutes later – perfect porridge! By this time the manager had dropped by our door with a sorry, some hot water, a bowl, some milk and a spoon which I was careful to collect at the door so he didn’t see the weird little experiment in boy scout cooking that Dad had concocted. So it all worked out well! Dad made some great porridge, Mum’s complaint meant I had a bowl to put it in and a spoon to eat it with and I was able to get fed a food I knew would digest well and give me energy for the run. Nice work from both of my parents to get the whole breakfast issue sorted! 36 years on from my birth and they are still coming through with the goods!
All that remained before I was out the door was to tape up my nipples. 42.195kms of a bloke’s running shirt rubbing up against his nipples has led to many scenes at the finish line of two streaks of blood running down his shirt. I was determined not to have bleeding nips by the end of the run. So the night before I had shaved my chest. I’ve never done that before but there was going to be no attaching bandaids over my nipples with even the minimal chest hair I have going on.
That night I learned that it’s really difficult to shave around the nipples. Think of it as like the miniature version of trying to mow the weeds around a small tree without accidentally carving up the tree. It’s do-able but slow going in order not to cut the very nipple your trying to save from pain later on. I think that would be irony right there. Anyway, with mum’s help I attached bandaids over the nips and then over that I attached a big adhesive patch in order to stop the bandaids from falling off. It’s very handy having a mother who deals so much with wound-care in her work as a nurse at times like these!
That night I learned that it’s really difficult to shave around the nipples. Think of it as like the miniature version of trying to mow the weeds around a small tree without accidentally carving up the tree. It’s do-able but slow going in order not to cut the very nipple your trying to save from pain later on. I think that would be irony right there. Anyway, with mum’s help I attached bandaids over the nips and then over that I attached a big adhesive patch in order to stop the bandaids from falling off. It’s very handy having a mother who deals so much with wound-care in her work as a nurse at times like these!
Fed and protected from nipple-erosion, I was out the door soon after. It was warm even at 6am that morning. Close to 20 degrees Celsius. A short walk to the train, and I was over the bridge in Kirribilli and in the marathon starting area. I had an hour to spare before the run began. The starting area consisted of a large grassed area on a slight slope, covered in people stretching, drinking water, eating bananas and looking nervous. At the far end was an impressive sea of portaloos covering a very large area. So many portaloos and yet the queues were still easily over 10mins long. That’s a long time to wait for the privilege of having your nose insulted by an unholy smell that's surely the devils work.
I don’t want to linger too long on those toilets but lets just say that a combination of nerves plus me drinking plenty of water in order to counter the warm conditions meant three toilet trips, with the final one punctuated by a woman telling her boyfriend who was queued up behind me to hurry up and that he probably didn’t need to go at all cos it was “probably just flatus”. The poor guy didn’t need that broadcast to the whole line!
Wandering around the starting area, I realised how tense I was. My mood was low, I was feeling a bit unwell and I was wondering if I’d even make it through the race. It was time to snap myself out of it. I remembered the words I’d told myself earlier: “Enjoy yourself!”. I looked around, and tried to see things in a positive light and it actually worked! So many people all about to do something they are passionate about – such a positive environment! Then I thought about all the sponsorship I had received and that made me feel great as well. I saw a whole bunch of Japanese people who had travelled to Sydney just so they could run the Sydney marathon. Some of them were actually wearing some sort of “running kimono”. All of this helped me to smile, relax and start to soak up the feeling of just enjoying what I was doing.
The Run
My final toilet stop was completed about a minute before the starting gun went off. I walked quickly to get to the big crowd of people ready to get moving, heard the starters gun and we all began shuffling towards the start line. It took something like four minutes just to reach the start line. Plenty of runners were in front of me. I didn’t care. I looked around, grinned at some random Japanese bloke nearby, chuckled at a guy dressed in a full Spiderman outfit, stopped to re-tie my shoelace which probably didn’t need re-tying, and then finally we passed over the start line.
The run started smoothly. Lots of runners packed fairly tightly together as we made our way through narrow areas of road that led us upwards towards the Sydney Harbour Bridge. It actually came as quite a surprise when I found myself on the bridge and half way towards the middle without actually realising I had stepped onto it. I think it was shortly after the bridge that I spoke briefly to a grizzled looking older guy who announced that he was running in marathon number 208. Those running nearby gave the guy a standing/running ovation. He reckoned he was number 4 in Australia for most marathons run. Still something like 100 marathons away from first place, he joked he wasn’t chasing the top spot because he didn’t fancy saying goodbye to another marriage!
From early on in the run, it was warm. I figured the Sydney heat was likely to be the biggest challenge to me running the marathon in under 4hrs. So anytime where there was shade, I made a habit of removing my cap to let my head cool off. Then when I’d get back into an area where there was direct sun, on the cap would go.
You should definitely have a plan when you run a marathon. Mine was to run steadily at a pace of 5mins and 34seconds per kilometre for the whole distance. This would see me into a time of about 3hrs 55 mins or so. That gave me a little leeway if I struggled towards the end so that I should still finish in under 4 hrs. I was able to maintain this speed until somewhere around the mid-20 kilometre mark. At this point my legs were starting to feel a bit heavy. I started to wonder if perhaps Plan B would need to be enacted but I was stubbornly hanging onto that idea of finishing under 4hrs. I plodded along, trying to maintain the pace but the heat was really starting to get to me. The course took us through so many different areas of inner Sydney. You’d think that running through a lot of parkland should mean lots of shade but it certainly didn’t feel like it. There were long stretches of running on the road too. Black, hot road with no shade and no end in sight – I hated those bits. Really not fun.
I reckon the first person I saw collapsed on the side of the road being attended to was somewhere around the late 20’s mark of the run. Lying on his side, looking dazed, someone rushing over with water… This became a too-common occurrence. The St Johns Ambulance crew were kept very busy. It got worse as it went along. Seeing that sort of thing does play with the mind a little. Especially the mind of someone who is about to run further than he ever has before and is somewhat fearful of what that is going to feel like! I would wonder what was the cause of that person passing out. Was it a sudden thing? Was it his first run or was he a professional? Could I be next...?
It was while running along a particularly hot and unshaded stretch of Anzac Parade that I realised it was time to reassess my goals. As much as I stared at my watch and willed my average speed to stay where I wanted it, I could see it creeping away from me. It was proving to be too hard to stick to the pace I needed. At that point I let myself slow down a little. My Plan B wasn’t much of a plan really. It was to finish without walking and hopefully maintain a “reasonable speed”. So that’s what I did. I slowed a little, made a small pitstop at a portaloo to get rid of some of the copious amounts of water I was drinking and then settled into a slightly slower but still steady run.
The second half of the marathon is kind of blurry. I remember being so happy every time a water stop would be coming up. Sometimes I would down one of the energy gels I was carrying before downing a water, other times it was just straight water. At every stop I would pour a second cup of water over my head, let out a shocked yelp as the cold water ran down my back, and then the hat would go back on and off I’d go. A highlight was when I saw one of the volunteers holding a big jug of water and pouring it all over a guy. I ran up to her and copped a quick soaking and it was bliss. Anything to cool down!
Struggle Town |
I recall reaching the 32km mark. At this stage I remembered that they say that a marathon doesn’t really begin until the last 10kms. That’s when it really tests you apparently. I must have been fresh from a water stop because I remember thinking that I was actually feeling not too bad and that I still had a fair bit left in me. I think I even thought “hey maybe this marathon caper isn’t so bad after all!”. Of course it got tougher before I got done. After making our way back up Anzac Parade we passed back through Circular Quay where a reasonable sized crowd was cheering on the faster marathoners who were actually finishing up while most of us still had a good 8-10kms to go. It was still a rush hearing that crowd though! We then started going over a series of road flyovers, around bends, and through to Pyrmont which was slightly west of the city and then right back the way we had come. I didn't really enjoy that part of the run at all. Seeing roads and ramps and hot black streets and very little scenery made it seem really bleak. Lots of people seemed to be walking by this stage. More people seemed to be getting helped on the side of the road after collapsing too. I was determined not to walk so kept running apart from drink stops when I would slow to a walk while I downed water and drenched myself again. The highlight of that area was definitely seeing my parents at about the 35km mark and then again at about the 39km mark on the way back. It’s amazing the lift that seeing Mum and Dad gave me.
Another memory I have of the last 10kms is how slow it seemed to go. It. Took. Forever! I’d keep checking my watch and would be stunned that I was still running the same kilometre I had been running seemingly ages ago! I guess that’s a sign I was tiring.
Cap in hand and a thumbs up for the camera. Note the spare watch on my right wrist in case the left one stopped working! :) |
Running under the Sydney Harbour Bridge |
I plodded along further and eventually rounded a corner and could see the Opera House across the bay. It still seemed a bit far away but it was nice to see it as that's where the finish line was. Then as I kept running I would look for it and I seemed to be getting further away from it. Having to go around the bay to get to it rather than just swim across was really annoying! That said, the crowds from Circular Quay all the way to the finish line were great. Lots of cheering, lots of encouragement. I probably didn’t soak it all in as well as I could have because at this point all I wanted was to stop. The legs were so so very tired. I knew I was going to make it at that point though and that felt good. On that last stretch, through the noise I thought I heard my name called out (thanks Loz!) but I couldn’t even look around at that point. Knackered and in sight of the finish line, I had to keep moving. Right near the end I recall overtaking a guy who was limping heavily. Half clutching his leg, he’d torn a hamstring I think. Still, he was working through that pain regardless. Gutsy performance! Finally the finish line arrived and I crossed it. Relief was the number one feeling mixed with some happiness at having achieved this thing that had been my aim for a long time. Mainly though, I was just so glad not to have to run anymore. I was finally done. My time was 4:02:09. A couple of minutes over my goal time of 4 hours but with the heat that day, I'm very happy with it.
Post-Run
Not really knowing what to do next, I followed a competitor who had crossed the finish line before me and then someone appeared in front of me and put a medal around my neck. I then stopped and looked around and thought grumpily to myself “Why are all these people standing around in the sun?!!?!?” It was beyond my comprehension that anyone in their right mind would spend one more moment in the sun than they had to. I walked towards some shade under the Opera House and found a plastic chair. I took a seat and it was the best sit-down I’ve ever had. A slight cool breeze blew past me and my tired angry legs thanked me for not putting them through any more. Oh man it felt good! A few minutes of sitting quietly on that chair drinking cold water and looking around really revived me. I chatted to a woman who was sitting with her family nearby. She had completed the run in under 3hrs and yet was saying how tough the run was due to the hills. Being from Singapore, she wasn’t bothered by the heat. I was the opposite. I hadn’t been overly bothered by the hills but the heat was nasty! I later found out it had reached 30 degrees in Sydney that day. A far cry from the Melbourne wintry weather I'd been training in.
After a bit of a chat I decided I should find my clothing bag and retrieve my mobile phone. For some strange reason the area where the baggage collection took place was what seemed like a few hundred metres away. It probably wasn’t quite that long but when you’re shuffling along like an old man in a nursing home, a 5 minute walk seems like an eternity. It probably did me good though.
I picked up my baggage, and made my way back to find Mum and Dad who when I spoke to them on the phone had still been waiting for me at the finish line. Next stop was the free massage tent which in my mind had the power to feel even better than sitting down. It was closed. They were so busy that once they reached a waiting time of an hour and a half, they just said no more. So I had to content myself with some stretching and then we headed off home.
After stopping off on the way home to buy a 5kg bag of ice, it was back to the hotel where I showered and then dived into a cold bath which I then added the bag of ice to. I then sat there as the icy cold water seeped into my muscles (in theory reducing swelling and thus helping recovery) for 15 minutes while chatting to Sarah on the phone to distract myself.
And that brings me very close to the end of the adventure really. A nap followed after which I woke up and wondered if my legs might ever be warm again. Some food and then some walking around Circular Quay rounded out the day nicely (and warmed up the legs again!). I slept like a log that night and woke up the next day feeling not nearly as sore as I had expected! A flight home back to Melbourne early afternoon was uneventful apart from Mum (once again!) being checked for explosives after walking through the metal detectors. I’m not sure what those explosive-check guys look for when they target people but Mum clearly has a look about her that screams potential shoe-bomber. If you’re ever planning on smuggling anything at all across international borders, don’t ask Mum to help out - she'll get busted for sure.
So that brings me to the end of the story. We all made it home, my legs got more sore before they got better, and the whole trip up to Sydney was a great success. I want to say thanks to so many people for helping me get there! Mum and Dad obviously. It was great spending time with them in Sydney and sharing the whole experience with them. To everyone who sponsored me - I made the decision to do the whole Fundraising thing quite late so was amazed to find that $1252 was donated all up! So many generous friends and family! Thanks heaps! For all the people who put up with me having to run instead of doing other fun things, thanks to you too!
To sum it all up I’d say it was a thoroughly enjoyable experience, I'd recommend it heartily. Now that some time has passed since the marathon, I’m feeling pretty keen on tackling the Melbourne Marathon next year in the hopes of bettering my time. Can’t wait!
Cheers and thanks for reading to the end!
Damo
Cheers and thanks for reading to the end!
Damo